Showing posts with label Male Monologues. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Male Monologues. Show all posts
Thursday, July 18, 2013
MALE - DEV
ON THE LINE
Joe Roland
twenties to thirties
Dev, a blue collar guy, is talking to his buddies about the power and the beauty of women's legs.
I love legs. I'm not saying I'm a legman. That would be crass. But rhere is a power, a true and real power thar a pair of beautiful legs wields over me. I can't breathe, my heart races, my palms sweat and I feci like I did right before I asked Alissa Liberati to the prom. On I he verge. Suddenly the universe and its possibilities no longer escape me. In fact it's just the opposite. In the presence of physical heauty suddenly everything makes sense. I am here to bear witness. Yes it's uue I have fallen in love with strippers, but not the ones at lh<.: places where you're charged twenty bucks to get in, twenty Bucks for some fruity fuckin' drink and they run a credit check if, god forbid, some girl should happen to wave her ass in your general
direction. No. These girls work in places with no cover, no frills and no upward mobility. This is the last house on the block for rhcse girls. And every once in a while there's this exquisite beauty, quiet, lonely, unobtrusive, you know, "Look at me if you want to, I'll be over here." And of course you can't look away. Because she served you coffee in the diner that morning, or she sat next to you on the bus, or checked your groceries or came to your door offering you a weekend with Jesus. She holds the irresistible lure of the attainable woman. It is love. It's as real as any other ... Who's to say whose love is better than the next guy's. Love is love.
Joe Roland
twenties to thirties
Dev, a blue collar guy, is talking to his buddies about the power and the beauty of women's legs.
I love legs. I'm not saying I'm a legman. That would be crass. But rhere is a power, a true and real power thar a pair of beautiful legs wields over me. I can't breathe, my heart races, my palms sweat and I feci like I did right before I asked Alissa Liberati to the prom. On I he verge. Suddenly the universe and its possibilities no longer escape me. In fact it's just the opposite. In the presence of physical heauty suddenly everything makes sense. I am here to bear witness. Yes it's uue I have fallen in love with strippers, but not the ones at lh<.: places where you're charged twenty bucks to get in, twenty Bucks for some fruity fuckin' drink and they run a credit check if, god forbid, some girl should happen to wave her ass in your general
direction. No. These girls work in places with no cover, no frills and no upward mobility. This is the last house on the block for rhcse girls. And every once in a while there's this exquisite beauty, quiet, lonely, unobtrusive, you know, "Look at me if you want to, I'll be over here." And of course you can't look away. Because she served you coffee in the diner that morning, or she sat next to you on the bus, or checked your groceries or came to your door offering you a weekend with Jesus. She holds the irresistible lure of the attainable woman. It is love. It's as real as any other ... Who's to say whose love is better than the next guy's. Love is love.
MALE - DRAMATIC
STEWART
Stewart, a young, terminal AIDS patient, unloads his anger.
Yes, I'm bitter! And why shouldn't I be? How would you feel?
How would you like to give it up, all of this-your life? Christ,
I haven't even lived. (He turns away for a few seconds.) Death
is something that happens to other people, not you. You don't
consider it; it's out of the question, an abstract thing.
I don't want to die! I don't want to leave you and the sky,
the trees-people. You think about all of this, you know. You
think about how it'll be without you around and how things
will be still going on like always and how you're not going to
be part of it. That's one of the tragedies of it. You're gone and
you're nothing but an occasional memory or an old photo in a
shoebox in someone's closet.
You know you're not the first to die. You know this, and it
makes sense. And you know there's nothing you can do,
anyway. You repeat this logic to yourself over and over, try to
sell yourself. But you don't buy it.
Right now, I don't know if I'll be able to face death with
dignity or not. Right now I'm afraid. And I'm damned mad!
Stewart, a young, terminal AIDS patient, unloads his anger.
Yes, I'm bitter! And why shouldn't I be? How would you feel?
How would you like to give it up, all of this-your life? Christ,
I haven't even lived. (He turns away for a few seconds.) Death
is something that happens to other people, not you. You don't
consider it; it's out of the question, an abstract thing.
I don't want to die! I don't want to leave you and the sky,
the trees-people. You think about all of this, you know. You
think about how it'll be without you around and how things
will be still going on like always and how you're not going to
be part of it. That's one of the tragedies of it. You're gone and
you're nothing but an occasional memory or an old photo in a
shoebox in someone's closet.
You know you're not the first to die. You know this, and it
makes sense. And you know there's nothing you can do,
anyway. You repeat this logic to yourself over and over, try to
sell yourself. But you don't buy it.
Right now, I don't know if I'll be able to face death with
dignity or not. Right now I'm afraid. And I'm damned mad!
MALE - Dramatic Dar, mid-thirties, black
Dramatic Dar, mid-thirties, black
Darius McReele, on death row fOr sixteen years, has recently been exonerated because ofa series ofarticles written bya whitejournalist. He is a brilliant man, highly articulate, with deep political convictions,
some ofwhich he expresses here.
DAR: The problem is that we make our decisions based on news obtained from corporate-owned media outlets. What we need is Ted Tumer to finance a free-standing U.N. media division so that world crises receive air time appropriate to their level of trauma. That way, Palestinian refugee camps getting razed receive just as much air time as suicide bombers .. I'm saying that Israeli lobbyisrs have more influence than Palestinian ones and that neither side should receive more news coverage than a two-week slaughter of a million people in Botswana. · .. Our interest is in humanity .. -it's calling for intervention based on need as opposed to self-interest. And if we can only peace-keep three times a year, we should choose based on empathy and care. Because human beings care, Gerry, and our political beliefs are based on that care. Read the Bill of Rights -it's why we have identity politics to begin with -because our Founding Fathers based this sucker on humanistprinciples. So when it comes to foreign policy we need to fOllow those principles.
We need to ask ourselves, "What does that mean? -to be a part of the human race?" -independent of all other identity. What is it to be human?" And if it feels inherently inhumane to sit back and watch people die in Botswana while millions get spent chasing oil, then that's where my politics will fall; before I'm American or black or an SUV driver. I'll vote how I'm human. Period. Because politics does go that deep.
Darius McReele, on death row fOr sixteen years, has recently been exonerated because ofa series ofarticles written bya whitejournalist. He is a brilliant man, highly articulate, with deep political convictions,
some ofwhich he expresses here.
DAR: The problem is that we make our decisions based on news obtained from corporate-owned media outlets. What we need is Ted Tumer to finance a free-standing U.N. media division so that world crises receive air time appropriate to their level of trauma. That way, Palestinian refugee camps getting razed receive just as much air time as suicide bombers .. I'm saying that Israeli lobbyisrs have more influence than Palestinian ones and that neither side should receive more news coverage than a two-week slaughter of a million people in Botswana. · .. Our interest is in humanity .. -it's calling for intervention based on need as opposed to self-interest. And if we can only peace-keep three times a year, we should choose based on empathy and care. Because human beings care, Gerry, and our political beliefs are based on that care. Read the Bill of Rights -it's why we have identity politics to begin with -because our Founding Fathers based this sucker on humanistprinciples. So when it comes to foreign policy we need to fOllow those principles.
We need to ask ourselves, "What does that mean? -to be a part of the human race?" -independent of all other identity. What is it to be human?" And if it feels inherently inhumane to sit back and watch people die in Botswana while millions get spent chasing oil, then that's where my politics will fall; before I'm American or black or an SUV driver. I'll vote how I'm human. Period. Because politics does go that deep.
Friday, June 14, 2013
Fences by August Wilson - MALE
Fences by August Wilson - MALE
CORY
You ain't never gave me
nothing! You ain't never done nothing but hold me back.
Afraid I was gonna be better than you. All you ever
did was try and make me scared of you. I used to
tremble every time you called my name. Every time I
heard" your footsteps in the house. Wondering all the
time ... what's Papa gonna say if I do this? ...
What's he gonna say if I do that? ... What's Papa gonna say
if I turn on the radio? And Mama, too ... she
tries ... but she's scared of you. I don't know how
she stand you ... after what you did to her. What you gonna
do ... give me a whupping? You can't whup me no more. You're too old. You just an old man. You just a crazy old
man ... talking about I got the devil in me.
From Dark Horse by Gary L. Blackwood - Male
From Dark Horse by Gary L. Blackwood - Male
COLE
You are correct, of course, when you say that I've never been
a slave. But you're wrong when you say I don't understand. (hesitantly) When I
was your age, I attended what is called a military school. I was a frail child,
and my parents thought the regimen would make me stronger. And so it did . . .
eventually. But I suffered through several years of being thrashed and
humiliated by upperclassmen first. I begged my parents to let me come home, but
they wouldn't hear of it. In time I learned that I had to stand up to those upperclassmen
and fight back in order to make them respect me. I disliked fighting, but I
couldn't let matters go on as they were, so I fought – not very well, but I got
in enough licks to give them something to think about. I'd like to get in a few
licks at this trial, too. Now, I know you're afraid of getting yourself in
worse trouble by speaking up. But the fact is, to put it bluntly, you have
nothing to lose. If we do not come up with some sort of defense, no matter how
carefully I select the jury they are going to find you guilty of murder. We
have to give them some reason to believe either that you are not guilty or that
there were extenuating circumstances. We have to stand up and fight back, even
a little. Tell me what happened. Tell me anything!
Saturday, June 8, 2013
I Just Stopped By To See The Man by Stephen Jefferys - MALE
I Just Stopped By To See The ManStephen Jefferys
See this, Jessie. You made a certain sound. Then forty years later, that sound
crosses the Atlantic. Settles in English suburbs. I thought I was the only guy
in Britain who knew about it. Then I found out, there's hundreds of us. London,
Newcastle, Liverpool, Glasgow. It meant more to us than it did some new shit,
we're all saying, no man, go back, go back, find the root. We didn't live
through what you lived through. But we knew what it was you were saying. First
time I heard your voice, on an old go and crash - escaping - I heard your voice
and I thought "This is it." The blues is the blues for all time. You invented
it. But we took it on and we knew straight off what the blues meant. So look at me and you. Is it better to sing the blues but not to have them. Or
to have the blues and not sing them? We've been on tour, three months. Last two: Baton Rouge tomorrow. New Orleans
the day after. This is the shot. End of the show, I go back on stage and
introduce the encore. You. And you come on, the suit, the fedora, the guitar.
And you play with the band. Three number and out. The back from the dead gig.
Ten years time, people who were thousands of miles away will swear they were
there. Are you in?
See this, Jessie. You made a certain sound. Then forty years later, that sound
crosses the Atlantic. Settles in English suburbs. I thought I was the only guy
in Britain who knew about it. Then I found out, there's hundreds of us. London,
Newcastle, Liverpool, Glasgow. It meant more to us than it did some new shit,
we're all saying, no man, go back, go back, find the root. We didn't live
through what you lived through. But we knew what it was you were saying. First
time I heard your voice, on an old go and crash - escaping - I heard your voice
and I thought "This is it." The blues is the blues for all time. You invented
it. But we took it on and we knew straight off what the blues meant. So look at me and you. Is it better to sing the blues but not to have them. Or
to have the blues and not sing them? We've been on tour, three months. Last two: Baton Rouge tomorrow. New Orleans
the day after. This is the shot. End of the show, I go back on stage and
introduce the encore. You. And you come on, the suit, the fedora, the guitar.
And you play with the band. Three number and out. The back from the dead gig.
Ten years time, people who were thousands of miles away will swear they were
there. Are you in?
Strife by John Galsworthy - MALE
StrifeJohn Galsworthy
There's not one single sentence on that paper that we can do without. All those
demands are fair. We have not asked anything that we are not entitled to ask.
What I said up in London, I say again now: there is not anything on that piece
of paper that a just man should not ask, and a just man give.
Ye best know wether the condition of the company is any better than the
condition of the men. Ye best know wether we can afford your tyranny... I tell
ye this Mr. Anthony. If ye think the men will give way the least part of an
inch, ye're making the worst mistake ye have ever made. Ye think because the
union is not supporting us, more to shame it! That we will come on our knees to
you one fine morning. Ye think because the men have got their wives and families
to think of, that it is just in question of a week or two!
I will say this to you Mr. Anthony, ye know your own mind, and I know mine. I
tell ye this, the men will send their wives and families to where ye country
will have to keep them and they will starve sooner than give way. I advise ye
Mr. Anthony to prepare yourself for the worst that can happen to your company.
(Beat) Mr. Anthony, you are not a young man now; from the time I remember, ye
have been an enemy to every man that has come into your works. I don't say that
ye're a mean man, or a cruel man. But you are not a young man anymore.
There's not one single sentence on that paper that we can do without. All those
demands are fair. We have not asked anything that we are not entitled to ask.
What I said up in London, I say again now: there is not anything on that piece
of paper that a just man should not ask, and a just man give.
Ye best know wether the condition of the company is any better than the
condition of the men. Ye best know wether we can afford your tyranny... I tell
ye this Mr. Anthony. If ye think the men will give way the least part of an
inch, ye're making the worst mistake ye have ever made. Ye think because the
union is not supporting us, more to shame it! That we will come on our knees to
you one fine morning. Ye think because the men have got their wives and families
to think of, that it is just in question of a week or two!
I will say this to you Mr. Anthony, ye know your own mind, and I know mine. I
tell ye this, the men will send their wives and families to where ye country
will have to keep them and they will starve sooner than give way. I advise ye
Mr. Anthony to prepare yourself for the worst that can happen to your company.
(Beat) Mr. Anthony, you are not a young man now; from the time I remember, ye
have been an enemy to every man that has come into your works. I don't say that
ye're a mean man, or a cruel man. But you are not a young man anymore.
A Great Night of Something by William Munt - MALE
A Great Night of SomethingWilliam MuntCOMEDIC
Hey! . . . Hey!! Oh my god . . . WILL YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME!Jesus, I know you'reall righteous and shit and don't think you need to even pay attention to me butwhy don't you humor me here, ok? No no no stay with me don't look away! I wantyou to look right at me as I say this to you. You're going to pay attention toevery word.
First off I bought the weed so I don't know what the problem is. Yes it was agift, but it was here and you know what? No big deal, I can get more. Second,the fish was old and you never took very good care of him anyway so his dayswere numbered. And third, the police understood the whole thing and they said itwould go on your record as a misdemeaner at the very worst. So yeah, you're alittle banged up and yes it will take some time to get the stains out of thecouch but isn't worth it man.
You need to look on the bright side of things more. Look, I'm not saying Ifucked up, but if i did . . hey come on focus here buddy, don't look over there,there's nothing going on over there . . . if I did fuck up, then you have tounderstand that there were a whole set of circumstances that were stackedagainst me. No one would have believed she was underage, there was no sign thatsaid animals not allowed, and Ricky can usually hold his shit a lot better thanhe did. I mean I've seen him do a lot more and end up less fucked up. So in theend maybe it's just a really good story to tell our grandkids.
Hey! . . . Hey!! Oh my god . . . WILL YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME!Jesus, I know you'reall righteous and shit and don't think you need to even pay attention to me butwhy don't you humor me here, ok? No no no stay with me don't look away! I wantyou to look right at me as I say this to you. You're going to pay attention toevery word.
First off I bought the weed so I don't know what the problem is. Yes it was agift, but it was here and you know what? No big deal, I can get more. Second,the fish was old and you never took very good care of him anyway so his dayswere numbered. And third, the police understood the whole thing and they said itwould go on your record as a misdemeaner at the very worst. So yeah, you're alittle banged up and yes it will take some time to get the stains out of thecouch but isn't worth it man.
You need to look on the bright side of things more. Look, I'm not saying Ifucked up, but if i did . . hey come on focus here buddy, don't look over there,there's nothing going on over there . . . if I did fuck up, then you have tounderstand that there were a whole set of circumstances that were stackedagainst me. No one would have believed she was underage, there was no sign thatsaid animals not allowed, and Ricky can usually hold his shit a lot better thanhe did. I mean I've seen him do a lot more and end up less fucked up. So in theend maybe it's just a really good story to tell our grandkids.
THE GOOD FATHER by Christian O’Reilly - MALE
THE GOOD
FATHER
by Christian
O’Reilly
Act I Scene 3
TIM
She looks at
me and says, ‘Are you aware that you only have one testicle?’
Well, I
nearly dropped, or I would have only she was holding me by the – and
obviously
one of them hadn’t dropped, or
somethin’. ‘You’re jokin’?’ I says.
She says,
‘Surely you must have noticed?’ But that
was the thing. I always just
assumed I
had two. Like I never bothered countin’
them. I thought, I dunno, I
thought
maybe they were so close together they felt like one, or maybe when
one was down
there, the other was off doing somethin’ else – like I dunno, I just
never
thought about it. So she tells me then
that I might have what they call an
‘undescended testes’, meanin’ that one
dropped, but the other didn’t...She said
I’d have to
get it checked out, cos if there was one still up there it would have to
be removed
because, guess what – it could become cancerous.
So I go
home, an’ I’m delighted, like, that I don’t already have cancer – cancer
of the
missin’ ball, an’ I’m thinkin’ I’ve a great story for the lads if ever I had
the
nerve to
tell them, but all I’m thinkin’ is, ‘Am I fertile or not’?
Like I
didn’t know until that moment just how much I wanted to be a father. It’s
stupid, but
like I’d started imaginin’ it, what I’d be like, walkin’ around with a little
fella
holdin’ me hand, teachin’ him how to cross the road, or a little girl and
holdin’ her
up in the air – the way they look down at you, they’re so amazed to
be up
high. And bein’ a good father like –
encouragin’ your kids, givin’ them a
tenner if
they’re stuck, askin’ them how they are, always knowin’ if somethin’
was up,
bein’ there for them, bein’ there for them always, always...givin’ your life
for them,
givin’ your life to them – fuckin’ hell, that’s the kind of person you want
to be to
somebody, more of those kind of people, the kind of person I want to
be. Father I wanted to be.
FOOL FOR LOVE by Sam Shepard - MALE
FOOL FOR
LOVE
by Sam
Shepard
EDDIE
And we
walked right through town. Past the
donut shop, past the miniature golf
course, past
the Chevron station. And he opened the bottle up and offered it to
me. Before he even took a drink, he offered it to
me first. And I took it and
drank it and
handed it back to him. And we just kept
passing it back and forth
like that as
we walked until we drank the whole thing dry.
And we never said a
word the
whole time. Then, finally, we reached
this little white house with a red
awning, on
the far side of town. I’ll never forget
the red awning because it
flapped in
the night breeze and the porch light made it glow. It was a hot,
desert
breeze and the air smelled like new cut alfalfa. We walked right up to
the front
porch and he rang the bell and I remember getting real nervous
because I
wasn’t out for a expecting to visit anybody. I thought we were just out
for a walk.
And then this woman comes to the door. This real pretty woman with
red hair.
And she throws herself into his arms. And he starts crying. He just
breaks down
right there in front of me. And she’s kissing him all over the face
and holding
him real tight and he’s just crying like a baby. And then through the
doorway,
behind them both. I see this girl. She
just appears. She’s just
standing
there, staring at me and I’m staring back at her and we can’t take our
eyes off
each other. It was like we knew each other from somewhere but we
couldn’t
place where. But the second we saw each other, that very second, we
knew we’d
never stop being in love.
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